Because Im The Helpful Sort

So with yet other baby on the way (And maybe another wife down the road you never know) Im figuring those poor dears on Sister Wives could probably do with some more income coming in to support the boss and his fancy car. So I came up with some crossover tv shows they could look into. Enjoy!

Kate Plus 8 Wives - She couldn't make it work with one husband but what about 8 Sister Wives?!

Survivor: Utah - What will happen when the family is divided and Meri finally has a chance to throw Robin off the family island?

So You Want To Be A Sister Wife - Don't forget to use your phone a friend to get to the top prize a spiritual union with Kody!

Everyone Loves Kody - Self-explanatory no?

Golden Girls 2.0 - One day the kids will be gone, Kody will be in the ground and all thats left is the Wives.

Name That Brown - Can one sister wife name all 17 kids by voice alone?

Law & Order: Lehi - With 1 out of 4 Americans having a criminal record theres at LEAST season worth of episodes with that many kids in one place.

Three And A Half Wives - I hear theres an opening and CBS is looking

Hopefully something here sparks some interest for the Brown family and I've been able to help out even just a little bit.

Define: Irony

Hot on the heels of my confession to all of you that I live my life 140 characters at a time and that I make a complete fuckery of the English language most days, I have become employed, as a copy writer.

Not only a copy writer, but a copy writer for a company that hosts niche job postings.

Yup, the long term unemployed, self proclaimed grammar failure is now writing about how to get a job for a living.

So I rapidly attempted to cram 10 years of English classes back into my brain. Colons, sentence structure, semi colons, paragraphs, and using a thesaurus to find a professional way to say "Don't dress like streetwalker when you drop off your resume.". Ahhh, the life of the employed!

Things that I learned while re-cramming my brain:

• The colon at the end of the previous sentence IS in fact being used correctly!
• "Fuckery" is not in the dictionary OR thesaurus!
• Things look FAR more professional when you use bullet points.
• I am easily distracted when webpages have flashy ads.
• I'm an expert at the art of the run on sentence mostly due to laziness and "dont-give-a-damn-itis".

Well this oughta be one hell of an adventure. Anyone want to take bets on how long before they discover my deep, dark, English language fuckery secret?